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Post by Rick on Aug 16, 2005 16:10:37 GMT -5
Yesterday, Kansas University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test this theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that: 100% of the test subjects:
1.. Gained weight.
2.. Talked excessively without making sense.
3.. Became overly emotional.
4.. Couldn't drive.
5.. Failed to think rationally.
6.. Argued over nothing.
7.. Had to sit down while urinating.
8.. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
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Post by Just_One_Life on Aug 16, 2005 17:04:47 GMT -5
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Post by Death* on Aug 17, 2005 15:16:28 GMT -5
aint it great its all true
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Post by bondage queen on Aug 17, 2005 15:46:37 GMT -5
rick again... SEXIST. dam u!
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Post by Just_One_Life on Aug 17, 2005 18:37:23 GMT -5
Its becauase men are in denial they need to learn that a woman is always right then the world will be a better place
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Post by Death* on Aug 19, 2005 14:25:26 GMT -5
hmm sure woman r always right ... depends who the woman is .. lol so ur ok laura ... but it not all woman r right ... ill correct u there
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Post by bondage queen on Aug 19, 2005 14:27:22 GMT -5
no all women are right. and if they arent, men are all wrong
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Post by Death* on Aug 19, 2005 14:31:44 GMT -5
well u get stupid ppl .. and smarter ppl ... whether there male or female..... u get some dunce ppl who gets things wrong so nergh
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Post by bondage queen on Aug 19, 2005 14:36:37 GMT -5
shh its common knowledge all men are wrong.
oh and most are useless.
i enjoy slagging men off.
can ya tell?
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Post by Just_One_Life on Aug 19, 2005 17:18:34 GMT -5
yea\ i enjoy it too aint it great
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Post by bondage queen on Aug 21, 2005 15:21:32 GMT -5
yea so fun. and what we say is usually true. lol
(sorry guys...)
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Daktarin
Junior Member
if there was a space in my head for you, i would let you in! but atm, its kind of a mess!
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Post by Daktarin on Aug 21, 2005 17:21:22 GMT -5
ahh, how easy it is to start a battle of the sexes! good post Rick!... i think both sexes are =, cept men are of course better at most things .. cept the whole attractiveness thing!! women win hands down on that front! .. other than that, men are the best!
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Post by Just_One_Life on Aug 21, 2005 18:59:50 GMT -5
Olly shhh u know im always right!!
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Post by Death* on Aug 22, 2005 5:09:01 GMT -5
men overall woman .. simple as that
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Post by Just_One_Life on Aug 22, 2005 7:08:31 GMT -5
Dont the girls here think its really bad that the men are in such denial??
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